Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, all right.

And the baby...

Sorry to eavesdrop...

It's like Charlie said. I'm just a pleb.

Posh girls love a bit of rough

Who was with you in that fucking pub?

Get one of these instead. They're delicious.

And you, too, Prime Minister.

Fuck off! Get the fuck away with ya!

What are you doing? Where you going, you mug?

One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in.

Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates.

Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks.

But you think Valentine is a supporter?

Feeling good, Alik.

Charlie, Roxy, well done.

is that we're light-fingered.

No, no, they killed each other.

Do I look like I play bingo?

I see a young man with potential.

- Don't touch... - Sorry, Your Royal Highness.

Come sit down, boy.

a Kingsman only condones the risking of a life to save another.

But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce.

You're getting in on Arthur's invitation.

YARINDAN İTİBAREN As Of Tomorrow...

I have trouble understanding you people sometimes.

- Who is he? - Some climate change doomsayer.

No, I shot my dog...

In a moment, you will each collect a body bag.

I killed all those people.

All right, everybody on your feet!

words to live by, nova

I'll be right back.

Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day.

It'll take an hour, maybe two.

South Glade Mission Church.

MRW when I pull out the b team in a raid

If they all go homicidal at the same time then...

Welcome in the new age!

How's the view?

every man, woman and child can claim a free SIM card...

Fuck, he's right! Boys, let's do it.

and speeding it will cost a fortune.

I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated.

One of you, and only one of you, will become the next Lancelot.

What kind of response are we talking?

When you reach the edge of the atmosphere...

Glasses, gentlemen, please.

Hey, we got a racer!

Shit, I'll tell you what you want. Please!

Since you've been out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing.

I don't want your help!

You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?

Our boss just wants to talk to you.

Good girl, Rox...

The Suit is the modern gentleman's armor

Red, get the '62 Dalmore.

South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky.

OPPS CHASING LUCIUS FOR 20+ KILLS PER WEEK

and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape.

I'm sorry about that, bruv.

We'll see about that, yeah?

You have exactly one hour to complete the test...

Because the last time I checked The planet was still fucked

Kill that mother fucka he killed all our friends!

Shit, we're an odd number now!

And since I'm going to Royal Ascot...

about the world healing itself, or some such.

You're the one who asked for a biometric security system.

That ain't an answer.

and if you look closely on the back, there's a number.

to ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM cards.

Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal.

Gazelle! Let's go ascoting.

- Dean? - Shut the fuck up.

Lox as in smoked fish?

Yep, I'm on it.

If you propose We can do it in the asshole

Leave it on, eh, Mum?

Let's get the fuck out of here!

Come here, son!

You dirty little fucking...

Well, this ain't that kind of movie.

"Congratulations, Mycroft, You Just Graduated From My Pilot To My Valet."

- As in James Bond? - No.

Because, I swear, I'll rip your head off.

And, obviously, I had my people look into your affairs...

- What? - It was a blank, Eggsy.

and that's some pretty old money you're from.

Mr. King, welcome.

Let's have that then.

You're popular, inspirational...

Okay, you're done.

You listen to me!

Oldest working breed.

A Kingsman agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure.

deserves their own dinner. Come in!

Okay, send out the countdown clock.

How did I fucking miss it?

Eggsy, where are you going?

you get a fever.

Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here.

The world is going to shit!

He ain't joking. You should go.

We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go.