Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Arthur, Harry's dead.

We need to have patience, Eggsy.

Countdown to V-day!

sorry about that

You read my mind.

But you've got a big role to play...

Opening at 300 feet...

- A party? - Tonight, in London.

Merlin, you're a fucking genius!

Countdown initiated.

First prize, regional Under-10s gymnastics...

Don't take any notice of those guys

Climate change research, lobbying, years of study, billions of dollars...

When folks tell their kids the story of Noah's Ark...

The world is going to shit!

because their mum is a one-legged lesbian.

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Those of you who are still here, that is.

Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies.

to have you locked up for the rest of your life...

FBI have been monitoring them for years.

Got to save the world.

You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit.

And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Château d'Yquem for pudding?

Am I the expendable candidate?

And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses...

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin.

Merlin You're the guvnor

Hidden Expedition The Altar Of Lies

We don't know what he was exposed to in there.

Hey, it's gonna be all right.

You're dismissed.

- Keep shooting, I'll find a route. - Understood.

Gin, not vodka, obviously.

I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row.

I'm so sorry. Mummy would never hurt you.

compatible with any cell phone, any computer...

My first mission.

Eggsy, Valentine's using someone else's satellite.

Fuck you nigger

I thought that plan was a bit shit

Very, very nice.

The day your father died, I missed something.

What's going on?

This additional decorative piece is called broguing.

Come on, good boy.

So much for classic army technique.

Your father saved my life.

What the fuck's wrong with them?

I have enough evidence on your activities...

So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.

My point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

How deep does this fucking thing go?

He's probably seen enough of them.

"Can you get me out?"

and that we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take?

Just tell him, Eggsy!

Grenade! Sir, get back!

I'll be right back...

My kind of welcome.

Lancelot, you're going to be using it.

Sounds good to me

Rox, I need a favor.

Feeling good, Alik.

I'm going to have to insist...

- No! - You so are.

Might learn a thing or two.

You should've asked me before you took a seat.

- Come on, then! - Eggsy, forget it!

So, you want to donate to my foundation.

and world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers.

What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?

This one just has a short range.

You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us.

we'd do just as well as you. If not, better.

I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit.

We pull our cords one by one!

I'm not taking any chances.

You boys have outstayed your welcome.

You shot your dog and had it stuffed?

...the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.

you might want to have a word with him about sharing his password.

Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense.

You're right about the snobs.

Phone call for you at reception.

This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine...

Just cut the fucking ropes, please!

So before you was a tailor, was you in the army?

Sam, you're the guvnor

I shouldn't have done this in front of you.

Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.

How can I understand?