Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come back when you've grown a pair!

That's fucking spectacular!

as the man who saved humanity from extinction.

He made me kill Professor Arnold.

What if the calculations are wrong?

Now, get the fuck up! Slowly.

That's not much of a lead. He has millions of employees worldwide.

You Maniac! You Burned It Up! Darn You! Darn You All To Heck!

they'll explode.

That was the headline...

who simply need a silver suppository?

who simply need a silver suppository?

and, apparently, you need one of these penguin suits...

But there's hope, okay?

He will not save you!

Needed to let off a little steam.

Well, want me to follow him?

All right, no one panic. Listen to me.

You'll need to deploy your missile just before that, okay?

You don't land in the K, you're not in the K.

Can you guess...

- It's a hand grenade. - Shut up!

Three's a crowd, innit? Why don't Dean's poodle go?

After you nicked his car...

You're the guv'nor

I'm speechless you'd even consider this.

ANDREW YOU'rE THE GOVERNER

What, don't like heights?

Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret.

Kill That Motherfucker! He Killed All Our Friends!

Some more examples of young men...

Great performance at primary school.

There's no need for champagne. We got loads in the plane.

No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that.

I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up.

Royal Crown Princess Tilde.

and utilize my communications network for free.

Arthur, please.

currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend...

It's definitely Saint Andrews.

You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag.

Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad...

That is rank harry

Is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny?

If you save the world...

What the fuck is this?

Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on.

Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him.

Gazelle, let's go ascoting.

my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present.

The world is going to shit!

Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.

J.B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn you, I'll fucking shoot you!

I want to know the name of the geezer you was with.

You're gonna need to blend in.

Looking good, Alik.

Mummy would never hurt you. I'm so sorry.

Oh, God, where have you been?

A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand.

it delivers 50,000 volts.

Wherever you go, your dog goes.

- Whoever you spoke to... - I told you...

as any of them.

Snakes Snakes everywhere....

got all of us involved in the conversation...

The higher you go, the more the balloons expand.

MRW when I pull out the b team in a raid Kill that motherf*cker! He killed all out friends

there are no safety nets, understood?

I hope you understand.

Really? It's actually quite fascinating.

Galahad, Percival, congratulations.

Eggsy, you fucking maggot!

Planet Earth works the same way.

What's up, man?

and history will see Valentine...

Lox as in smoked fish?

I told you. Aim for the target.

No, they're exceptions. Come on.

that a politician did something that actually made a difference.

Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them.

for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.

For fuck's sake.

A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand.

You want to have a word with me, you get out of that cab...

I want to speak to the British Council!

I think I'm still in my last time zone.

But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?

We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde.

Just tell the operator...

Dean says you're fair game.

Would sir care for a drink?

Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with...

Let's face it, Galahad, your little experiment failed.

and switches off inhibitors.

Is Kingsman really worth dying for?

Some more examples of young men...

And who's Harry Hart?