Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People can't walk on water.
Now, tell that person that you're happy to see them.
You still think it's a trick?
Then you are an even bigger idiot than I mistook you for.
♪ My pet peeve is not believin' ♪
You're following a magician
J-E-T, yes! Jet! Jet! Jet!
Okay.
Hi.
Not as much as we'd like.
I'm gonna save the company.
Just breathe.
Even though I already saw you.
- I moved from Syracuse for this. - I quit my last job for this.
God put Nate in my life for a reason.
Look, I have a little hacienda down in Cuba.
No, I didn't... I didn't think you were.
I'm just saying, no politics or religion or anything.
♪ Even if you got beef with religion ♪
- Tits up. - Bankrupt?
Do you know who else is nice to children?
It's too tough on my wife and my kids.
How else do you preserve the master race, huh?
G'day! G'day! G'day! G'day!
- We're going. Let's go. - No. Hey, we can't.
But, baby, he saved us, okay?
And I'm like,
We're busy flying on missions around the world.
God, no.
No! I have faith in this product, sir.
♪ Some look to L. Ron ♪
Marriage under Draconian measures. Same thing.
Hey. Good to see you, man. How are you?
♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪
We got the results of your lie-detector test.
He is! He is! He is! He is!
And I thought he was a pretty big idiot.
But if I did, they'd be them.
It is, isn't it?
Please, please. Please, just do it for us,
- What are you doing? - I am proving a point.
♪ But it ain't intelligent ♪
Ah, why not?
All life needs it to flourish!
And your wife.
I-I feel like, for the first time
Exactly.
Ah, gee, it's a good day!
Well, I'm a bastard, if that counts.
- Just relax. - Yeah, I'm relaxed.