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I want you to turn to the person next to you and say, "G'day!"
♪ You are a shaman, I say amen ♪
I want to have faith, Mom. I want to believe!
It was here. It was here.
Hey, there, Gummy Bear.
♪ Churches translate the Bible, fill it with distortion ♪
God, I just hired an assistant.
- But I'm crossing my fingers. - I don't care. Just...
is admitting that you believe in something more than yourself,
Must be a sign!
Okay, you know what?
Believe it or not, it was actually an arranged marriage.
Oh, geez!
Definitely no.
I'm happy to see you, Mr. Parker.
It's a joke. It's her sense of humor.
Holy shit.
♪ It's Bible 2.0 ♪
Babe, just get out. Come on, come on.
So, is this the whole family, just the four of you?
Okay? That's a miracle.
Because if you don't, my business will go bankrupt
Oh, shit!
Why don't you take a walk?
I guess I got to buy a new cellphone.
Hey, boss. Closed on the condo.
♪ Upgrade your faith ♪
♪ So don't throw shade on Allah ♪
I'm starting to lose my patience.
♪ We be jammin' with Jah ♪
It's awesome.
Nate, I know you like water, a little H2O.
Why are you looking at me? I didn't say anything.
It's a great day.
for convincing me to pull the trigger.
Yeah!
What, you want me to jump in the pool?
Why don't you all come on down, kick back...
and admit there's something bigger than yourself?
Look, I appreciate the offer, all right,