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Ozone, Turbo, do your thing.
You know how cousin Lou has that kid who's eyes touch.
a human fetus has started a college fund
But sometimes things happen.
And if I'm gonna do something about it, it's gonna be now.
After I specifically told her how I felt.
Peter take off that belt okay right now The fucko smells like fucking acid
I got a few minutes, my wife is getting an abortion.
but you're my best friend and I'd like to think that you do the same for me.
Odds are that baby is gonna be chromosomally damaged.
Don’t mention it
Hello, friend.
It was hard enough on your body
Run, 80s black guys. You are no match for the 90s black guys.
I'm totally dreaming right now.
Well, this really isn't a place to discuss it.
Because Naomi will be here shortly, and I'm anxious to get started.
Oh my god. You want me to carry your child ?
Peter, it's not a baby, it's a fertilized egg.
My lambs
from being torn down and replaced by some mall.
No way, my wife messed around with another chick.
just to hand over that thing when it comes out like a hen to a farmer.
There's diapers, and crying, and late nights with no sleep.
Oh no, Lois, those are 90s black guys.
Sorry I farted in the middle.