Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not about the ball, lads.
Kill him.
...Shelton. M.R. Shelton.
I'm going on holiday with me babby brother.
I'm going to go home and...
Commander, relay back.
♪ Hey, baby, hey ♪
- Get in there. - Raheem Sterling's through.
- No. - What?
- I just did an entirely white poo. - You need to get cleaned up. Get in.
I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder.
Oh, yes.
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman.
Oh, my God.
Listen, we're sending information to your lens.
When the laner who's been feeding you all game accidentally runs into you
Nobby, what are you doing?
You abandoned me when I was 6. Now, why?
- You need to focus, right? - Yeah.
Hey, Dad.
Jodie, I need you to do something for me.
How do they know who I am?
Just tell us what you know, and he'll let you live.
Sebbo? Sebbo?
Oh, no.
And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian.
Of course. I'd never leave my little brother.
Why are you doing this?
The male can fuck for up to three hours.
You just implanted a tracking device in my neck!
No, he's currently on couch, smacked off his tits.
- I have less than 40 seconds. - All right.
...following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy Chilcott.
Brown... Brown shrapnel?
...who first shot Middle East peace symbol...
♪ Come and have a go If you think you're hard enough ♪♪
We're the fucking Butcher Boys of Grimsby.
What? Sharon Osbourne?
What, she runs FIFA?
...Schlomo Khalidi.
Don't wet your knickers, it's treatable.
No.
Where the fuck you been all these years?
Answer it.
It's enormous.
It's scum who die in the wars started by the bastards in charge.
- To what? - To more heroin.
- I missed you so much. - Me too.
- And this is Charing Cross police station. - Fucking pigs.
...to the delight of millions at home!
♪ Riley's dad's a bitch He's a big fat bitch ♪
Come on.
Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian.
And here we are now, with me brother...
Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!
You have 90 seconds until heart failure.
...to go to Chile...
Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do.
...with one little boy.
Was important to the boy on the bunk under you...
He'll have no future here.
Don't swallow the poison, and now spit it out.
What, she runs FIFA?
Surprise!
But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world.
Greens
- Aah! - Roll it up. Roll it up.
Can you do that?
I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks.
If we have bunk beds, can I have the top?
They'll never split us up.
England!
Sources tell us that Radcliffe...
People have been chucked out of Grimsby for ordering vegetarian breakfast.
We transport cod all over the world.
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
Oh, no. Open the door! Open the door!
Forever!
Nobby?
No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird.
Why did Lukashenko meet your husband?
Not to worry, all right?
Forget the football. You're gonna drown.
Fucking twat.
- Oi, lads. - Get the ball!
Activate Chilcott.
- Nazi scum! - Let's get them!
Take care.
- How much? - Complimentary, sir.
Ledford activated someone called Chil-something...
Mm...
Do you remember me cousin, Digger?
And I need to find a pub to watch the final in.
Give
Lads. Lads.
Nobody buggers me brother.
It's Chilcott. Move!