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USA! USA!
♪ I wear these glasses on my eyes One day I'll win the Nobel Prize ♪
I can wear something else.
Here to destroy our American way of life.
[both] Thank you, places.
Brilliant director.
Uh, also, I guess I should try to bolster you all.
[audience cheering]
- ♪ You wonder how you keep going ♪ - And...
- Thank you. - [Sam] Mm-hmm.
Do you think they'll do it?
- Answer there is: in the '84-'85 season, - Hey.
[man] Who are Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy?
- When you put it that way... - We do my version, we're empowered.
[man on TV] "Tete de veau" is this part of a calf. Fran.
Something we say if it's, like, mission abort?
[Sam] Introducing...
I'll put in extra time, happily.
- What? - Your camera.
Look who came crawling back.
Put... Fuck.
And now...
[sighs]
Yeah.
I've never done anything in front of an audience before.
- That's kind of exciting. - It's kind of cool. Maybe, but...
we don't celebrate your all nice American Thanksgiving.
I feel like I'm disappointing a lot of people right now.
- We do not say "out." - You sure?
[plays keys]
♪ GLOW! ♪
I wonder why.
- [Kurt] Like that. See it? - [laughs]
[all cheering]
from the cloud-crowned heights of the Andes
Sam wants us to fight two old white ladies.
I mean, like, who's gonna announce, you?
- Shall I put it on? - Yeah, absolutely.