Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to call on the power of my three favorite Americans:

That guy's a jerk.

to the first ever match of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

[Sam] Ladies and gentlemen, this is some inappropriate social satire.

We could also hunt it.

It's in her locker. We all saw it.

[woman 2] Welfare Queen!

♪ Dare! Dare to keep all your dreams alive ♪

[toilet flushes]

[chanting] Jump! Jump! Jump!

Six hundred thousand-ish.

Please. Don't... I surrender. Let's talk this out like adults.

♪ GLOW, GLOW ♪

Just, you know, add a little extra something-something.

Hey! Machu Picchu! What the fuck is going on?

Or maybe we could open with a bit more panache.

There's no impact, and it's not exciting.

That means you're supposed to win the match.

Truly, she's a stranger."

I'm trying to remember where I was when Martin Luther King got murdered.

And these two old bats are straight out of it.

[indistinct chatter]

Are you rapping?

Then we go into the headlock.

Um, does anybody know how to play piano or keyboards?

[Keith] Oh, we got some winners. Let's go, ladies.

So, first live match coming up.

Oh, mine has got a star next to it. 'Cause I'm bright, like a star.

- Let's do it. - Okay.

It's missing something. Maybe I could find an ushanka?

- ♪ GLOW, GLOW, that's the name ♪ - How did you shoot this?

♪ The fire in your heart is growing ♪