Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I get in your face?

I was watching you and I was like, "I don't even know who this woman is.

[sighs] The good-luck present I made you.

It's not insane. It's a job.

- [Dawn] White power! - Come in here wearing sheets?

[sighs] We're busy.

Will you relax?

USA dies! Whoo!

Yeah, I'm nervous. I don't wanna talk about it.

Could you stop ransacking my drawers, please?

It's not Monopoly money.

Be kind and generous to her, like you are with everyone.

Prepare yourself for mutually-assured destruction!

...is based on this classic American novel.

[man] If your canard, or duck, is sauvage, it's this.

Justice has been served.

We've got Glen Klitnick from the network inside.

and remember all the reasons I don't trust you.

Butts in seats, right? Come on, Rob!

I've been waiting my whole life to do this.

You sound crazy.

- What's going on? - [Ruth] We need your help.

How'd that look?

I'mma call every match for you.

where we just be... thanking the rats for not eating us.

Good. I have a job for you.

It's Klitnick. It's Glen Klitnick.

What is The King and I?

I guess she figured out how much money I was spending on all this.

- I'm here for you, okay? - Okay.

hollering about some food stamps.

You bought that place?

The audience is like, "Aah!" Slack-jawed. Maybe they shit their pants.

♪ GLOW, GLOW, GLOW, GLOW! ♪

What if they recognize our shoes?

Think how that's gonna look.

- Are you okay? - When you hit her,

Yeah, I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't...

[one person clapping]