Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I have written briefs for the ACLU, I'm top 5 percent of my class...
-Are you with the police department? -No, I am a lawyer.
I told you Carl Lee came by the office?
...you're just like all the rest of them.
Now, you earned the right to remain silent.
No further questions, your honor.
You're not? Absolutely not.
Hear, hear.
-[WHISPERS] Buddy, have you seen Roark? -Not yet.
That's ridiculous.
JAKE: Nice place-- -How is it you'll drive an hour and half...
I guess I helped killed them.
Not guilty?
...somebody's son...
What would you do?
WAITRESS: There you go, darling.
You aren't? Absolutely not.
CARLA: Hannah girl, let's go inside for a minute.
-Hannah? HANNAH: Mommy!
-That check bounced. -What do you mean, bounced?
-May we ask a few questions? WOMAN 2: Can we get a quote?
Yes, I do.
Hey. No drinking. Not today.
That is nothing his family deserves.
[Clamoring]
You're not
I'm able to perform a number of services.
-Yes, sir. -How do you wish to plead?
Buckley really outdid himself this time.
Carl Lee's acquittal for the killings of two white men...
Continue.
-Is she the sweetest thing? -Yeah, she is.
Attorney to the stars, yes.
You were right to call us, Mr. Cobb.
...beaten...
Why toss away a promising career, hmm?
ELLEN: I know, I know. Folks in town just can't get enough of this trial.
Yes they deserve a boys weekend and I hope they have a nice time!
One day, maybe two.
Um, Miss Ethel...
CARLA: Hurry up, honey.
Oh, my--
Treat lavar ball right
Dr. Rodeheaver is the chief psychiatrist at Whitfield.
-Ahem. F. Lee Bailey's office. MAN [OVER PHONE]: Brigance.
Therefore, legally, insane.
Now, Taylor, this is for you...
MAN 2: Hey, Cheryl. -Hi.
Not guilty, Your Honor.
I got a little girl.
BASS: Of course.
In 1985, you testified that Dan Baker was legally sane.
[JAKE CLEARS THROAT]
...signed a written confession...
BILLY RAY: Give me one.
Thanksgiving has begun
Trust me, Gwen.
Free b man! Free b man! Free b man!
You're not? Absolutely not.
I arrested them for the rape...
...the very definition of sanity.
Now imagine she’s Asian
...Buckley will try to kill Carl Lee Hailey.
...somebody's husband...
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell if we're being honest!
I'm able to perform....
-Thank you. -Thanks.
Hey. Ha-ha-ha.
Dr. Bass.
Thank you.
What brings you to Mississippi, Roark? Slumming?
HANNAH: Daddy, are you coming to Grandpa's too?
...and justice will prevail.
No.... No trial judge likes his rulings overturned.
Thanks for coming down, Mr. Reinfield.
Your Honor...
.
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
Got to love the Lord for makin things like that.
...around the same time this afternoon.
...the most effective, connected, morally compromised lawyer in the country.
Well, it's not that simple, Carl Lee.
You're not? Mm-mm!
You know Bud has survived two strokes. I don't think he would survive a third.
MAN: Unh! SHERIFF: I got him!
Yes, sir.
He Could Not Tell Right From Wrong
You gotta get me off. Man, if it was you on trial--
MAN 1: Yeah. Yeah, I did.
[BELL RINGS]
How is Mr.yoneda
Court will recess one hour for lunch.
With Carla gone, the laundry's piling up. I'm not wearing any.
-I see that. -Look, I've played gofer...
My name is Dr. Wilbert Rodeheaver, chair of Psychiatry...
Your Honor, the state calls Deputy Dwayne Looney.
You see, Taylor, it's quite simple.
...soaked in their semen...
She ain't gonna never have kids.
And I can't be you, Lucien.
I can't come up with one way to bring him down. Not one.
...editor of the law review, I'm published, I'm young.
You drop your case now, and I won't bury you before the entire county, Rufus.
...is not sensitive to the needs of the movement.
I should've called you, but this case--
-I'll kill you. PETE: My turn.
NOOSE: Mr. Buckley.
Looney?
Or is it our hearts?
And I feel sorry for their mamas and their daddies, but...
In all murder trials, it seems the insanity plea only makes up 1 percent overall.
Got to love the Lord for making things like that
I'll blow him away just like Carl Lee did.
There are no points of law to argue here. I wanna cop a plea.
[Clamoring]
All pretrial motions and matters should be filed no later than July 8.
Rufus Buckley.
...to remain in custody of the Madison County sheriff until trial.
You're not? Absolutely not!
...come work with you on an unwinnable, bleeding-heart, lose-all-my-friends...
The checks are pouring in and we have enough money to pay all our past debts.
Mm-hm.
Okay.
...and you're out there trying to get me off on TV, talking about black and white.
That's with one G.
How much you got?
She. That would be me?
...astonishingly lucrative, divorcée practice...
...and I want a drink.
-Haven't been drinking, have you? -I guess I just wasn't--
Carl Lee! Stop!
JAKE: Your Honor, we have not yet filed.
...and you were in a position to prevent every bit of this.
Mr. Hailey, you are hereby ordered...
Oh, man....
Now Imagine He's Biden
Ten years ago, that nigger would be hanging by the end of a rope...
...I got so scared because I thought that was you.
NOOSE: Summations begin tomorrow.
--is a way to discredit the state's shrink, Dr. Rodeheaver.
Ellen, we won! Aren't you happy?
Now imagine he's white
NOW IMAGINE IT'S MARY LOU
No imagine the Vicitms were black!
I'm going to go take a few questions.
-Something wrong with your telephone? -No, we just had the number changed.
So are you sure you don't need any help?
I hope he burns in hell!