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Fine. Then from now on her name is Traitor.
but I had no choice.
Dad hasn't turned Lucky against you.
There's all sorts of tasty shrapnel flying around here.
Ask your mother.
Get me a dog! No!
Toasty.
You're not allowed to participate in it ever again.
I'll go outside right now and roll in poison oak. You'll see.
Look, I don't want to sound like your father,
They're so cute, but deadly!
Do you actually think that's my middle name?
Oh, no. Oh, God.
Fine.
The dog can't talk, Barry.
of when you were happy, tiny girls
That's because of the scraps.
You know what, I've had enough.
So, does this mean we can share the dog?
This thin mesh barrier will protect me.
This next decision is, like, super important.
We can hide your video camera when they're having their party.
It's the truth!
Believe me, I've checked.
You know what, we don't need this crap.
Evening, Officer.
Give me your money...
And I didn't have many growing up.
After everything I did, you still bailed me out.
ADULT ADAM: But as Barry stared down into that pit of adorableness,
I thought we'd skip "sit" and go to the important stuff,
What's that?
to live with a family that's so loving and forgiving.
Holy crap, puppies!
You always said the reason we can't get a dog is 'cause of me.
and not Godforsaken teenage monsters.
Whoa! Easy, girl.
They're like the kittens of dogs!
you asked for one every damn day!
Save me!
No, wait! Lucky.
Woof, must be tough not having your mom there
Please. Does that look like the face of a dog
And I'm calling your mothers!