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Aw, biscuits! I'm a father?
Aw, crap.
But my mommy had no arms!
Daddy, how'd you get so good at bending?
He's really a very good father.
Uh, Fry? You're glowing like the Human Torch on prom night.
Does this ring a bell?
we upgrade him to man-bot. Can I get a mazel tov?
Nothing's too horrible for my boy!
And you got the nerve to call yourself a beverage machine?
Only a fool plans more than a few centuries ahead, Son.
Oh, no, no, no. No way am I that kid's dad !
You sure take after your old man !
Don't look at me!
I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck.
You really think so?
What the. . .
Planet Express crew, report to headquarters immediately!