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Me? Me?
dirty leech hanging off my dairy nozzle?
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa, whoa, there, girl.
You may know what's in his head,
Whoo?
I promise things will be different, Son.
Aw!
Trashy? At least I don't put out for quarters.
Come on, everyone, let's take Bender to the teen center
Twice was enough. But seriously, today, I'm not just a man-bot,
There is one way, but no, it's too horrible.
He loves bending, just like me.
Tell you what, you keep the big one.
Hey, he stopped screaming for a second !
to meet demand, robots can also reproduce by mating.
I've delivered a lot of good news in the past.
We got Poli Sci degrees.
Oh !
Step away from the car, and no one gets hurt!
That doesn't prove I'm an unfit parent!
who never even bothers to know his own son.
and then sully it on the couch.
Correct. I'd have to remove his memory card.
In public?
the two enjoy intimate time behind a dumpster.
I hope you're proud of yourself, Bev.