Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've tried everything -- therapy, pills, electricity.
Also, they're trapped, which is nice.
Hastings. Oh, my --
I think I could show you a few things.
I have no book!
(imitates train chugging)
So, what's Harriet's deal?
If her new husband is an arsonist,
Mom, we just thought you should know.
Jay Pritchett, I am going to strangle you!
It's Turkish for "from the top."
Is that Dede by chance?
in the great room and felt the breeze
I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks.
(loudly) Uh... it's a little loud in here.
Yes! Yes.
Simon Hastings is the genius behind
Hello!
[voice breaking) I'm sorry. It's just that
with a bunch of hobos in coach.
Lead me.
No. The guy two rows back.
What you got?
(knock on door)
A thousand thank-yous.
Such a gift for language.
On a possibly unrelated note, my wallet is gone.
It means the end of those damn alimony payments,
...God. What?
(tablet beeps)
of this 500-hundred page stain.
than the one you're reading.
Pretty soon, you're gonna be getting on a train
I missed it so much, I took a stab at writing fan fiction.
'Cause Mom asked me and not you.