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Maybe there's another way for the murderer
(sighs) You got an extra book?
This woman says she's your wife.
Oh, my -- He's my favorite author. Don't tell Mitchell,
He waits for the horseshoe turn.
He's passionate, Jay.
(groans) It's time to rid myself
When did you even drink that?
Mitchell and Dede are great pals.
to sit quietly and read the first chapter?
Nope.
I'm gonna need $18 back.
You can do it yourself.
was instructed to neutralize anyone
(up-tempo fiddle music playing)
because of what's called a dead man's switch.
The woman's "cah-razy."
directly from the teat of the muse.
I parked my fist right in Salman Rushdie's smug gob.
Stuff went down. Fine. I'll go for it.
She's a ditzy girl who causes problems for everyone,
(bell dinging)
You don't have to do the banter, but what's it cost me?
How do we know your mother's gonna --
Oh, good. Guys, guys, guys, come on.
Do you have a compartment?
Can I see yet?
I love Mom, too... usually.
I used to have something of a --
is such a prize. (chuckles) (chuckles nervously)
I don't care. Claire.
Can you excuse me for just a pinch?
unless she wants to get into his blazer.
(train whistle blows)
Excuse me.
I'll introduce you to his twin brother.
on the granite kitchen island, a fitting metaphor
First-class ticket, please.
He burnt down his ex-wife's house.
Open, damn you! No, no!
Have any of you guys seen the guy
Don't do that. Don't use "The Wizard of Oz" against m.
we'd still be together.
(music stops)
Your fiancé's a pyro.