Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sounds like you need a drink.
Oh, wait, here's one of 30.
They make fun of you for wearing your headgear,
(sighs)
Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction,
I-I'm gonna see the luckiest man in the world
You have a beautiful smile.
Well, I'm re-reading "Jane Eyre,"
Sadly, I know all of this now. That's it.
(indistinct conversations)
Who cares? (chuckles)
I don't know these people, either.
The engineer -- He never has to leave the controls.
Chicks go crazy.
but I've got "Anna Karenina" on deck.
Trains make guys crazy.
Mitchell, tell her. Got to run.
That by any chance isn't the --
You're so serious. (chuckles)
Who are you?
That is so ingenious.
(chuckles) Silverton lives!
(brakes squealing) It's hopeless!
all the way from the front to the back, kill the ambassador,
Hello!
Is that the back of the train?
(laughs) Droll is what that is. Droll. Classic Hastings.
What?
with "Open House, Closed Casket."
How important is plot?
I can't wait to watch the sunset over the Andes tonight.
and their slightly cleaner seats.
You sure did!
Does that seem like a healthy relationship?
Hi. Oh, you guys are doing that book thing, right?
Oh, my... That's Simon Ha--
Dede, we have something we have to tell you.
I'll be out in a second.
My ticket is in my seat.
because Jay's ex-wife, Dede, is getting remarried.
That's how our family shows love.
Oh, my God, it can't be.
Valerie Bertinelli.
then crawls back the way he came.