Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm re-reading "Jane Eyre,"
Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction,
Sounds like you need a drink.
Hello!
Who cares? (chuckles)
Who are you?
Is that the back of the train?
Oh, my... That's Simon Ha--
Oh, my God, it can't be.
I don't know these people, either.
Oh, wait, here's one of 30.
(sighs)
That is so ingenious.
How important is plot?
Valerie Bertinelli.
Mitchell, tell her. Got to run.
but I've got "Anna Karenina" on deck.
They make fun of you for wearing your headgear,
What?
I'll be out in a second.
I-I'm gonna see the luckiest man in the world
(laughs) Droll is what that is. Droll. Classic Hastings.
(chuckles) Silverton lives!
You have a beautiful smile.
Trains make guys crazy.
The engineer -- He never has to leave the controls.
because Jay's ex-wife, Dede, is getting remarried.
and their slightly cleaner seats.
Sadly, I know all of this now. That's it.
Dede, we have something we have to tell you.
Chicks go crazy.
with "Open House, Closed Casket."
You're so serious. (chuckles)
That by any chance isn't the --
That's how our family shows love.
Hi. Oh, you guys are doing that book thing, right?
I can't wait to watch the sunset over the Andes tonight.
all the way from the front to the back, kill the ambassador,
(brakes squealing) It's hopeless!
Does that seem like a healthy relationship?
(indistinct conversations)
My ticket is in my seat.
then crawls back the way he came.
You sure did!