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Sexist?
Nope, it's on.
I've realized there's an upside to being sick.
Let me say things I don't mean. That's how a good marriage works.
And I didn't tell her everything. I didn't say a word
We poison you.
It's time to head upstairs and do some curls for the girls.
Whose wife doesn't like talking to you while you're in the bathroom?
You do listen to me.
Whoa!
Is Dylan going to the dance?
This time I choose flight.
Hurts every time.
And if you do cheat, she's not gonna like that either.
Yeah, one time when the kids were little,
And she was trying to get rid of the evidence.
You're appalled again, huh? Not this time, sister.
You're just trying to make me feel bad to cover up your own crimes.
Thank you.
Mom, Dad, Marcy's sick. Will you watch Parker for me?