Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My crimes are nothing compared to yours.
Empty bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Oh, that's right. The mall. [chuckles]
I'm gonna do it, Adam. I'm gonna take a bite.
I'll wait outside.
You're not going to believe what Don told me those idiots did.
Okay, I should probably admit-- Wait. Before I do, how much do you know?
Well, at least now you can take the girls to the mall.
-How dare he? -Right? [scoffs]
That's equal rights.
-Everybody loves that guy. -Right?
I know. I ran over between emergencies to tell you I'm sorry.
I got problems too.
-Tell your wife you know she's faking it. -No way.
What if we're not good people?
We didn't lose. We're just using guerrilla warfare now.
So you're not dead in a ditch.
What you said is so sexist.
Probably not, but maybe.