Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, honey, if I could take the girls, I would.

and we are never gonna talk about it again.

Teddy Roosevelt wouldn't even recognize you as a man.

You know, I'd feel bad for you if it wasn't so funny.

You poisoned your own brother to get out of going to the mall.

'Cause there was no way I was taking those girls shopping

I threw up the truth.

-Hey, honey. -Hey. Where you been?

-Why'd you have to tell Marcy everything? -I thought I was dying.

Oh. Well, let's find out.

It'll lay its little beak right there on your shoulder. [clucks]

I think I'm done eating chicken.

Okay, you know what?

I can answer because I have science on my side.

It's funny. You always want to talk to me when I'm watching TV,

I figured they're too sick to eat it, so I thought I'd make you a sandwich.

That's true. I mean, I could have chosen flight.

You're like 7-Eleven for babies.

Hey. Does she still look sick to you?

Look, I'm taking care of Marcy, and you are going to the mall.