Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a good listener, Teddy.

Kate's dance. I'm gonna try my luck with some of the girls crying outside.

All right, girls, I'll take you.

You know what? I, uh...

"Women have different body parts. You can make your own food."

And then some sap comes along, smokes a jazz cigarette and says,

I have definitely done more of those...

-Then why don't you throw it away? -That's Marcy's job.

We know what they're doing, but they'll just deny it.

The Admirals Club.

Because I didn't want to go to the mall, and I thought I could use that.

Your body, your choice.

Where's my sweet great-grandbaby?

we tried to screw each other over.

Way ahead of you. We let them get away with it.

Women are designed to take care of kids.

I stopped on my way to the office to tell you Don's not coming in today.

Yeah, that's not fun. [chuckles]

Why can't you barely poison yourself like a normal person?

Ooh. Chicken salad. Now we're talking.

But I can tell it's true 'cause it is not going well.

This is just his latest scam to get out of work.

Don't think of it as bad chicken. Think of it as freedom chicken.

You go to the office. Put on a pot of coffee.

Well, her color's good, she's not sweaty and she hurt my feelings.

Nope. She's just like the other ones.

You buy them a five-dollar pretzel, and they take one bite.

I am throwing this chicken salad out in the trash,

You would accuse me of that? You--