Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You said all that stuff about women and body parts, so I got mad.

It's like 1980 in here.

I have a relationship workbook upstairs about this very thing.

And they're good with words that make you feel bad. Like "appalled."

You're not gonna believe this. Don is sick now.

Nice try, Teddy.

[Adam] Keep talking. I'm in the bathroom, but I am listening.

and you rode all the way home with your head out the window like a dog.

[Marcy] Don! It's time for Parker's bath!

Maybe she's trying to get you back for that time you did it to her for 25 years.

-Okay. Yeah. -Okay?

People with food poisoning don't eat flamin' hot anything.

[Lowell] You're the bravest man I've ever known!

I think she's better, but she's milking it.

And you're proud of this?

Parker just said I look like Shrek.

Two hours later, no Adam, no phone call, no nothing.

I told you I had two rules when we got married:

Yeah. We're bad, but we're brave.

Oh, which means you'll have to take the girls shopping this afternoon.