Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To make it look like you have girlfriends.

I mean, could you pick a scarier flavor?

And find the actor that's playing you.

Tomorrow I'm gonna be happy spending the night

You're safe from change.

I lose my chang to cub scouts in 20 minutes.

The way my mom's pool cleaner was my uncle.

No, he's right. He's right.

You work-- you work at princeton?

What doesn't make sense is that you did

It's these presents you've obviously sent to yourselves

Beep, beep. Oh, my god, what's going on?

I knew you didn't remember anything

And now slater knows about all the drunk dialing stuff

Who cares about getting things?

Because you two obviously don't have any girlfriends,

They're telling me I can name my price?

Movie reference.

¶ so sweet I'm edible... ¶

A phony drunk dial soaked in phony pity

Aha! I knew you were holding back.

¶ if we dare expose our hearts ¶

With an insatiable statistics professor.

Remember what we said.

Uh, I--I don't know.

I'm chaperoning tomorrow's dance.

But entertaining.

She's a perfect girlfriend.

They could be put off by her vacuous mannequin face.

Ew! Now he's eating the gristle.

And he thinks he's christian bale.

Known as women's valentine expectations?

Looks like the law firm of seacrest and slumdog's

uh, he meant chocolates.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep--