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When you have codependency...
- Don't worry. I have a plan. - Well, it's about time.
If you were my alien, I'd play with you all day...
You can jump in the basket, and we'll go play.
All the other men are dead, and the sonar's shot.
Give it up, buttface. He's my alien now.
Wasn't the speaker supposed to be Colin Powell?
My lungs.
Okay, Henry, gotta go. Thank you. Be good.
...and taking Steve with you to your home planet.
Mr. Pibb, the cornerstone of our love.
Check it out. I blinded us with science.
That's our favorite spousal-abuse movie of all time.
Beat it. Roger never wants to see you again.
Mr. Pibb has really seen us through some times, hasn't he?
- Roger, you ruined... - Science. Up high.
And I'll never be too busy for you. You're my alien.
But every night, he returns to this very factory...
Chowing down on Dunkaroos
Every day was Tanqueray
Do you really have to go right this second?
No, Mr. Pibb earns his paycheck.
...and it's no walk in the... I can't even get through that thought.
Steve, I think you're cleaning your glasses with your mom's panties.
Chlorine. Bromine. Crap.
And those shoes didn't help.
Steve-o, you can't mean that. I'm your alien.
I said I'll get you when I'm ready!
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