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♪ Christmas time is here again ♪
Oh, Jesus.
That was wonderful and informative.
We understand, but couldn't you do,
You people realize that tomorrow is Christmas Eve!?
I'm sorry, Santa.
And there's one thing you have that nobody else does ‐‐
with the global warning.
Well,. maybe we all DO need a little Tegridy
I have heard your prayers, Marsh, and I have been watching.
What the hell's going on?
I think I know a way around this.
The ‐‐ The most drunk‐driving accidents than ever be‐‐
This is the season for joy and giving.
[ Engine revving, horn honking ]
It's weird, though.
Are people not liking the Christmas special so far?
Pinocchio (Animated 1978)) as Jenny Foxworth
Hey, hey, it's not a big deal.
She hasn't gone out to buy me any presents.
You want people to think that homegrown cocaine
♪ He'll be coming down the chimney, down ♪
And it's gonna be the best Christmas ever!
Santa like‐y.
That's Tegridy. That's tegridy weed.
and I'll see what I can do.
It can grow even when we're out of season.
Together: Santa!
Nobody dies in South America. Nobody dies from impurities.
You assholes drink and drive, and you think marijuana
And hope that he somehow forgives us.
It's Tegridy cocaine.
Santa will just see about this!