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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
I've got family coming over ‐‐ from out of town!
[ Cheering ]
Hold On, Children. I’m Coming To Town!
Well, what are we waiting for, everyone?!
That's 'cause people didn't really like Mexican Joker.
It's Christmas, damn it! What are we supposed to drink?!
Legalize it!
Oh, don't give Santa that. Coke is coke.
Yeah, it's like someone came and took
This can't be happening.
What are you doing, Jesus?
It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or harmful impurities.
Okay, cocaine's totally legal now.
Mr. Mackey: ♪ It's the holiday season ♪ ♪ With the whoop‐de‐do and hickory dock ♪
Everyone's down in the dumps.
♪♪♪
YOU STOLE SANTA’S SLEIGH!
I just can't think of anything I want this year.
Just a little something extra for a special kick.
Legalize it!
It's [bleep] pure.
The sleigh still isn't functional.
Oh, hi, Mayor.
and now she has a problem with cocaine.
How am I supposed to sell weed to people now?
Tegridy Farms is finally going to make all the money
♪ Coming down the chimney, down! ♪
Getting enough cocaine was the tricky part,
So I thought I'd bring you some Christmas Snow.
Uh, maybe we can just go around to the other side.
What?!
[ Cheers and applause ]
What are we gonna do?
[ Cheering ]