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some holiday presents,
Because there's nothin' like a warm fire,
I know, it's wrong.
Santa, you don't understand.
[ Sighs ]
Happy holidays! Whoo!
How about we repackage some of the surplus?
Tegridy cocaine is smooth, and has a great finish.
like, a limited‐edition run
♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
Tegridy Farms Christmas snow.
[ Crowd cheering ]
What is wrong with you?!
♪♪♪ [ Tires screech ]
Honestly, I didn't know cocaine could be this pure.
God [bleep] damn it!
♪ And don't forget to hang up your sock ♪
Oh, great. My daughter had a marijuana problem,
♪ Come on, we're going for a sleigh ride ♪ [ Tires screech ]
Shitty presents.
Did you do all my Marijuana‐Free Christmas Snow?
I know. I know. I can't print labels fast enough.
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
What About A Hoo Doll?
♪ I'll be so blue ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
Oh, people love the Christmas special.
Jiminy Cricket as Georgette
Oh, Santa understands plenty.
Cocaine that's grown locally has never been smuggled,
I guess maybe now I'm losing my Christmas spirit.
okay, yeah, that's pretty good.
Mrph rmh rmphm?
What?!
a little Christmas Snow?
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