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I want to make sure it doesn't cause seizures.
Why don't you just come out and say
Do you see a 14 on my watch?
I mean, can I help you, valued customer?
We'll get a real table.
Ideally when she's wearing only a necktie.
Is this your boyfriend?
All right.
- Oh. Oh, yeah! - Oh!
is always escaping and biting everyone.
Oh, nice place.
for "your brain is broken."
The only "but" we speak of tonight,
everyone fudging freaking the fudge out!
I know you don't think it's mental, but it is.
it's why you still aren't done filling out your 2010 census.
with her tennis instructor, mark.
I just realized I'm gay.
"Debra, where's the figurine I gave you?
What a shame.
I didn't know you had that in you.
a transvestite cruise for the last month.
But, my lord, I gave you these dueling pistols last yuletide.
What are you doing?
constantly spilling hot tea in his lap
I looked at colors, we came here.
14:30? You do know that this office is in America, right?
Is a lot more difficult than organizing
ever.
Ah, there you are.
Wear it.
soccer magazine.
You'll have to go through this old bastard first!
Just like my mom's back.
So you're not spending tonight with Paul?
How could I possib...
Okay, we don't have a lot of time.
"Hey, baby, what's wrong?"
Ah, let's keep walking,
Thank you.
This isn't some idiotic civil war
I'm sorry I was such an Italian in there,
by the north Korean secret police.
God, you actually got me excited about today.
♪ our first embrace
D
You failed me, Pete.
Ikea.
And it's gotten me nowhere.
Anyway, you'll be happy to hear
We're not going to chili's until I hit one.
We were in a room full of tables.
No! Monica and Chandler just slept together in London.
These shoes hurt, mommy.
You just make everything worse.
We better be able to survive a simple trip to Ikea.
This happened to you? We have something in common?
Diana, you're here, I thought you'd be at the house.
And you own this place?
and it's giving me a tension headache,
Maybe we sit quietly and read our, uh,
Also I menstruate a lot.
And then some thick girl would try to squeeze into it,
Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.
Believe me, I know how you feel.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
But, as you know,
about being too old for something.
Maybe you're reading it wrong?
I need to hurt her,
And like all celebrities,