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Here's the thing about me.
Car keys!
I assumed if I bought myself some time,
And Band-Aids for your stupid, fragile bodies.
Well, Michael's right.
is by being a good person on Earth.
'cause of all the diarrhea.
I asked Michael if I could pop the giant balloon,
Michael, can you tell us a little bit about that version?
I mean, look at us.
I call right nipple!
Oh! And soul mates! I hope they're real.
We're going to The Good Place
which: Gross.
I would simply say, "I would like to speak to a manager."
But, uh, in case feelings aren't stupid,
into my personal hell,
It's okay! The pattern is green, green, green, red.
Yeah. All right.
Or 69 or 420 or 2763 or 97104?
Long story short, it was all a dream.
If we're the best versions of ourselves,