Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hate the lines. How about a bar?
We just need to raise $8,000 to --
Your husband. Oh, right, he left you.
Finally got my nerve up to ask her to the Spring Fling.
-Hi! -Hello.
He's single. We could fix them up.
That was a little misunderstanding on my part.
How about ice cream? Too cold.
Wow, you had that one ready to go.
Oh, my gosh, doesn't everything look so lovely?
That's great, Jay, 'cause you complete her.
It was actually to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight."
A gay kid is now bullying football players,
If it's fine with you.
One time.
What are you doing?
Or $9,000 to get him that super deluxe treatment.
and all the gays that came before you.
to a tree for the weekend.
Well, I just don't understand why they want to prank me.
Yeah, they're gonna do that thing where
will really help you with all of this.
and I think we nailed it.
Oh.
on the same glass of scotch I'm holding in my hand right now
I couldn't say no.
I know who you are.
No, I'm not home alone on a Saturday night.
Some people might say
Oh, no, I think they just wanted you here
Or, "Mitch, you're being ridiculous.
We have a little situation,
Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot.
Unreal.
followed by the scotch tasting
No, it's stupid.
You don't even know my first name.
Wow.
drinking Chardonnay.
We're gonna make a Kickstarter, and if you want to show
They all are.
My favorite is a 1929 Bread Master.
he and I haven't had a boy's night in a good while.