Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That woman is so uptight.

I would, but he's been parking in my spot lately.

Fair enough. Round of mini golf?

He doesn't want to go to this thing, either.

That's not a saying.

I was really proud of that.

and I just want to be as up front as I can.

I've got a date with an epic Western

of a guy getting hit in the nards.

instead of spending it terrified, shoved in a locker.

The first girl I ever kissed was at a high school dance.

But as the dances went on, it got easier,

There's 40-to-1 odds on a greyhound, Whippet Good,

Sure, but I'm not the one responsible

At the winter dance. Mm-hmm.

Oh, hi there. I'm Luke Dunphy,

Somebody thinks you're cute.

My phone English no so good.

Yeah, everybody remembers that.

and trying to look older than they are.

after they capped my salary.

get out of that locker.

I just want my books

and right in the middle of Sam Cooke singing "You Send Me,"

Classmates, could I have everyone's attention, please?

for silent auction items.

Hey, Siri, record "Antiques Roadshow."

for this party's success.

I was just so surprised she kissed me back.

Well, then what am I supposed to do?

Oh, well, I-I --

and with you here, they can get away with anything.

that that's, uh -- that's his inhaler.

How much money did you make at the drink station?

You really are your father's son.

Why are you talking like that?