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The Poor Alwys Bein' Fucked Over By The Rich!

Never, your arse is hump hump and hump

You got two of them fuckers.

Doc, tag him and bag him.

telling me how much you admired the bastard.

The tracks of my tears...

Bravo Three, Bravo Three, Bravo Six, send me a grid. Send me a grid. Over.

- Better lose some weight. - Better hustle up, bacon.

Cause it's politics, man, politics.

An accurate recreation Of my Thai massage

What are you, a homosexual, Taylor?

...lock and load!

- Yeah. - Well, too bad we in base camp anyway.

Downs, get your ass up the hill, you fat fuck

Buy a new truck

Everybody gotta die sometime, red.

You're okay, bud.

Cherry. Yo! Cherry!

You're just crying your little hearts out about Sandy and Sal and Manny.

Let’s do the whole fu[king village!

They ain't even waiting till later. It's fucking coming now, man.

I know he's sitting up there drunk as a fucking monkey

You don't need half this shit.

Dump everything you've got left on my pos.

That shit Ain't Waiting Till Later. It's Fucking Coming Now, Man.

That's great, King. I'm happy for you, man.

How's it going, Bunny?

One-legged motherfucker!

I need three men!

Barnes, they got enough rice here to feed a whole fucking regiment.

Cause it’s politics man Politics

Then the worm has definitely turned for you, man.

And they say if you're gonna get killed in the Nam,

You seen Garry’s fat neighbor man?

They're coming.

They was NVA, every last one of them.

Goodbye, Buccaneers motherfuckers!

What the fuck's the matter with you? I wasn't gonna hurt you.

Now wait a minute. This guy is easily three, four times my size.

Goodbye, m*******rs!

You know where you can get a hold of me anytime, right?

My first two nights with COVID!

It ain't G-O-N, it's G-G-U-N.

Six of you boys against me.

Hey, scumbag, where the fuck you going?

into a battalion perimeter.

365 and a wake-up.

You know what the fuck I'm talking about!

For the record, it's my call.

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL YAMAMOTO IS YAMAMOTO

CHRIS: I think now, looking back,

KING: What you gonna do with that little flap, boy?

KING: Give it to him! Whoop his ass. Come on.

You hear that story about the gooks putting chemicals in the grass,

Now you be advised. You will hold in place, and you will fight.

The surfing's gonna be good.

Me when Dustins kids are in my yard!

HERE PIGGY PIGGY!!!!!

Don't worry about it, Sergeant. Elias won't be able to prove a thing.

Well, well. What have we here?

They all left me

Excuses are like assholes, Taylor,

HO CHI MINH SUCKS DEAD DIIIIIICK!!!!!

BARNES: Get a move on, boy.

Now, get your wounded man and get the fuck back to church!

- CHRIS: You'll be okay. - Here you go, man.

Clad what do you all know about clad

you hear that story about forcing trans? so we won’t fight… so we become pacifists

-don't yell out, okay? - Okay.

You got Taylor.

New meat! You dudes gonna love the Nam.

- I'd like to speak to you, Bob. - Yeah, what is it?

Damn, King, you dumb.

I'll walk you out, man.

We gonna get high high, yes sir

Elias is a crusader

What's the matter with you, man?

Oh, man. Is that what I think it is?

Man, this is gook stuff! Let's get out of here!

Hey, Murph, take a break

SOLDIER 2: Hey, Manny! SOLDIER 3: Manny!

Maybe I can see something I don't yet see or learn something I don't yet know.

but it will always be there the rest of my days

Let's leave. Let's go.

Poor Always Getting Fucked Over By The Rich

TONY: You don't belong in the Nam, man. This ain't your place at all.

Here Piggy Piggy!!!!!

Check your fire! Check your fire!

It could just as well have been you, Harold, you got in Barnes' way.

GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Unsolved Mysteries

My house the Hospital This is us during the inauguration

They're scared, huh? What about me, man?

I'm getting you medicine.

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You're a lucky guy, Gardner.

Barnes ain't meant to die.

Quote from platoon