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but you don't really sleep.
My fucking arm! My fucking arm!
Dance! Dance!
Martin, get your boots on.
Don't do it.
Get that stupid look off your face!
Get him! Get him!
There's the way it ought to be.
Don’t drink that, asshole. You’re gonna get malaria
Well, then court-martial me, motherfucker!
Can you walk, huh?
A gook could be standing three feet in front of me, and I wouldn't know it.
It seems to me that you don't seem to know the difference,
Be advised we got communist in the wire down here. For the record it’s my call dump everything you left got on my pod. I say again expend all remaining in my perimeter. It’s a lovely f’n war…
What are you smiling at, huh? You want something to smile at, huh?
When you are at 50 And see your teammates walking off the field
I spotted a cut over there.
and it's all gravy.
Always have, always will.
Me when my kids get a boo boo "Shut up! Shut up and take the pain. Take the pain!"
I can hear them talking gook.
Okay. Get two squads from Alpha down there right away. Go. Go.
KING: Later, man.
Taylor, where you going?
Don't get out of your fucking hole. Stay right here, man.
When your bro scared to drink at a party
GOOD BYE MOTHERfUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
POSE!!! POSE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Big Harold.
If you can't talk, son, just key your handset twice. Over.
Shit.
Guy's in three years, he thinks he's Jesus fucking Christ or something.
All right. Stay here. Stay cool. I'll be right back.
It's a lovely fucking war. Bravo six out.
Die Bowinkle
That's the way the gook laughs
Come on, man. Let's go, man.
Redleg. Redleg. Ripper Bravo Two.
who's filling in for jessica jaymes? hayleen clarke-smith.
Sergeant Warren's hit!
I SAY WE DO IT! LETS DO THE WHOLE FUCKIN’ SDA
Only way you get some pussy, man, is a bitch dies and wills it to you,
Listen to me, Barnes, there's holes back here.
The third battalion just got hit 15 klicks north of here.
I gotta beat it, man. I don't want to miss that chopper.
She don't read to good ,know how
- I didn't ask for this job. - I don't want to hear it.
The cocksucker fell asleep. He let them walk right up on us and he don't do shit!
You ignorant asshole!
I'll be sitting outside, checking out the babes on the beach.
- Am I what? - Are you lame or something?
and Barnes will shove it right back up your ass with a candle on it.
Goodbye muther fuckers
"The only thing that can kill Trump is TRUMP"
This election is like a war!
Look, I don't wanna hear your problems, Ramucci.
When no one will listen cause they are too busy!
and string him out on that shit.
- How you doing? - Well, I'm just fine, sir.
'Cause it's politics, man, politics
You're a child, Lerner. Rhah don't waste time on you.
No, you didn't.
Half the men with Elias, half with Barnes.
Junior,
they gonna give you blowjobs if you pay them enough.
and the rich kids always get away with it?
small towns you never heard of.
Danse motherfucker , Move
Oh, man!
We drop a lot of bombs,
Me when somebody comments on how much butter I'm cooking with
They're all around us, sir, hundreds of them!
Get them in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six.
RTO: Bravo Six, Bravo Six, be advised.
If you can’t talk son, key your handset twice, over
Well, that is one sorry-ass motherfucker.
Then you got them. Take off.
- What? - You're up.
Break it up!
Here piggy piggy
Right on. I go with that.
You don't tell me how to run my war, Elias!
- Get going. - He's dead?
Medic, where the fuck are you?
like them politicians in Washington trying to fight this war
No. Hold it. Hold it.
Thank you, sir.
Harvey sending his email
The captain says to torch this place! You hear that?
YEAH AND I AIN'T EVEN CHEATING YET
Caught those motherfuckers trying to pull some shit
Hey, you okay? You all right?
You know, Barnes knows his shit, man.
- SOLDIER 1: Yo, Manny! - Hey, Washington.
Give it here.
I say we frag that fucker tonight.
I have five live bodies left, sir.
I sh*t on all of you
I go with that
Come on, boy. Get your dick skin on that thing! Dig!
I repeat !
BARNES: Who's on Tail-end Charlie?
Put them in the pig pen.
- Get him! - Get up, Barnes!