Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to sit there and I'm going to take it

Coming to you live from Reykjavik, Iceland.

-Here we go! -[crowd exclaims]

[Graham Norton] Welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest 2020.

There is always next year.

♪ Letting my instinct take control ♪

♪ Will meet the lion of love ♪

But she will never be happy.

♪ Thousands tried to tame me But I roam free ♪

[Lars] I see you.

God, do you only think of winning?

This is not happening! Ah!

-[Sigrit] Lars. -[weeping]

Half the children in this town are probably his.

Your singing was very powerful tonight.

-Oh... -Good for you, Alexander.

It's time for you to start living your life.

Yes, I know this. Big news.

Stop. Stop, stop the music, please! Stop. Stop.

-Are you crazy? -No.

-My king, your queen has arrived. -Thank you, Kevin Swain.

Stephan, come here.

Lenderman, did you not teach them both as children?

So I should really probably go and concentrate.

He's-- He's your own son.

You're going to win."

-[sighs] But... -Our family, our friends, my students.

a town of 15,000 people, lacks the infrastructure to host

{\an8}..the beauty, the voice, great song...

I’ve been selfish you are Nope

The song is called... Oh, and it's Napoleon.

ever since we were children...

Then I will stay.

-Hey, I'm checking you out. -Oh. I'm checking you out.

It's an invite to a party tonight on a boat for all the contestants.

He’s got a BDE hundo P

[man over PA] Thank you, Russia. Please clear the stage.

[Lars] There you go. Okay.

Lars, we love club dancing! We have to go!

and my entrance into the song contest is the last chance

[both laughing]

Yes, of course. It's terrible.

-[shouting] -[grunts]

We need more Bookbags We need to win

انا اسمي عصام انا اسمي عصام

Yeah, I know all about your song.

Baby Tiger? I get you a baby tiger

-[Jeff] Was he trying to help? -[man] I think so.

but it's up here!

♪ Bu-hu-hut then I turned 'round and I saw a gazelle with a flirtatious smile ♪

And they will point the finger at me!

[cheers and applause]

♪ A timeless hero must love too ♪

We can't. We have to think about the music.

[gasps, screams]

No, he's not. That's not true.

Hey, dude, uh, do you know if this is where they shot G.O.T.?

A guy like Lemtov, all he wants from a girl like you--

♪ To the highland fjords ♪

I-- It is not our best, but it was very good.

Fight for your dream of a life with her.

I still win, of course, but...

He already tried. He's dead.

But I think, uh, maybe we head back, huh?

I know, it's a great tragedy.

who's filling in for heidi patching? josephine green.

-That was amazing! -My God.

Your son is up next.

♪ You keep pushing me aside ♪

♪ We dance into the night ♪

the truest expression of ourselves.

I think it's presh, coz.

We did it! Sigrit!

Why, I have some opiates for you, you can take,

No one even know his name.

Like, um... romance.

We don't want you! You might be killed by elves!

I ruined it for both of us.

sharon cosgrove's a druggie. oh i know you already told me 366 times no wonder she's in rehab now!

Eight points go to Greece.

-how is Fire Storm doing? -Fire Saga.

You can give her nothing.

She can't even speak!

what did harry styles used to say? all my problems are taj billy's and zayn dagleish's not mine.

[sighs in relief]

♪ I know you'll be there ♪

-Okay. -All right.

[Lars] What a grump.

♪ ...in the mirror ♪

[Lars] "Hello, Sigrit?

There is no us!

[in English] ♪ You want the world ♪

[woman on TV] Norway gives eight points to our neighbor Sweden.

♪ And you can hear us Howling in the night ♪

Everyone but you.

[crowd shrieking]

-Where the hell is everyone? -At home, watching Eurovision.

Get back in there right now and play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!

"Ja Ja Ding Dong," okay.

I have a telephone call for you,

Oh, well, I didn't sleep with Mita.

I think it was the best I ever sang in my whole life maybe.

♪ Volcanic protector man ♪

Iceland can't afford it!

I have many home all over world, but this crazy place,

♪ Sometimes I pinch myself ♪

-They're cute. -[gasps, giggles]

♪ It was always there We just didn’t see it ♪

Need more bookbags because we need to win

There is no speed limit in all of Europe.

Where are you going?

♪ They guided me ♪

Everyone from the contest is out there.

One day, the sun will murder us all

My friends think the song contest is for losers,

and I would like you to let him go, please, Arnar.

That was Kevin Swain.

You will be great.

[Lars] Come on, let's go, bro.

"Double Trouble" is the one.

Rich, hairless Russian guy with a huge dingle-dong came between us.

That sweater is very angry.

♪ Everybody blowin' up my phone Everybody wants this cash ♪

♪ And I when I roar ♪

[shouts] Goodbye!

-I should go try to find her. -Oh, no, let her be, Lars Erickssong.

I know it's a lot to ask, and you've already helped us so much,

I’m checking you out

Hey! Americans, my best friends.