Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks to Lars. I--

-[Mita purring] -Hmm.

[tires squealing]

["Svefn-G-Englar" by Sigur Rós playing]

♪ Too much of this fear and sadness ♪

Never Forget Your Volcano Mech

-[gasping] -[groaning]

♪ But after all is said and done ♪

♪ And things are going our way ♪

-[laughing] -♪ I just wanna break every rule ♪

-Okay. -Come here.

So close to winning.

No, we are done for tonight.

♪ Whatever you wish You're welcome ♪

♪ Straight from above ♪

-♪ Like I'm the loneliest, onliest girl? ♪ -Hey, guys.

[melancholic music playing]

-All right. Okay. -All right. Here we go.

-Elves again? -Don't do it.

♪ The history book on the shelf ♪

They're horrible.

I'm so nervous, Lars.

...from Switzerland to Eurovision.

♪ Am I dreaming now? ♪

-Lars. -I love the little elves.

-Lars, can I tell you something? -Yeah.

{\an8}audition tape we've ever had

You should have been--

-♪ Because I'm... ♪ -♪ Happy ♪

You're throwing your life away on that idiot!

Odds-makers say you wont get single vote.

Put the pedal to the metal. Let's go!

-[audience cheering] -[inhales deeply]

♪ And I feel like I just got home ♪

-It's a great question, right? -[sucks teeth, inhales]

♪ Anybody else but... ♪

The Eurovision Song Contest means everything to me.

-Come on. -Show some freaking respect.

[playing discordant scales]

-No. -No, we're being laughed at.

Sigrit, this is not ending.

-♪ And hold you close ♪ -Okay.

It is a costume I made.

[knocking at door]

Clown makeup...

How can you be a fisherman if you're scared of the fish?

♪ To tell the truth and not pretend ♪

Iceland continues to have one foot in the Dark Ages, huh?

{\an8}[man] Ah, yes.

[choking] You really think we could win?

I don't want it anymore.

-[screaming] -Look out!

-Wait, are they saying Iceland? -Iceland.

-I know. -Maybe a tiger.

I say change the channel and let's take our medicine!

We're about to get underway, so let's go over to this year's hosts,

[cheers and applause]

No, wait. Hold-- But, please...

Yes, well done, Croatia!

Okay, do you think I'm stupid?

solid, sturdy, dependable, but not going to turn any heads.

-Nina, look what I'm doing here. -...I'm gonna boil.

I think that's true. Yeah.

-[Mita chuckles] -[Lars] Yes.

Why do you Americans always say "chill out" like that to everyone?

I will give her everything he cannot.

-There you are. -Here I am.

-Hi. -Sigrit Ericksdóttir.

♪ 'Cause you're just like me ♪

It's so luxurious.

♪ We're stuck in this world of madness ♪

Sigrit, you unlocked something inside me.

♪ Never felt this alive ♪

Our eight points go to...

♪ Waterloo, I was defeated You won the war ♪

to make it like in a circle.

I left Sigrit all alone. And now, she doesn't want me anymore.

Watch this one.

"Ja Ja Ding Dong"?

[woman 2] Fire Saga!

Thank you. Thank you.

I-- I don't know. Do you?

-I'm being selfish? -You are.

-Okay. -[metal music playing]

♪ I don't want anybody else ♪

-♪ Because I'm happy ♪ -♪ Clap along if you feel ♪

♪ And I can't break through ♪

Mother Russia does not agree.

[clicks tongue]

♪ All I needed ♪

♪ In my hometown ♪

-Yeah, I forgot about Semen and Garfunkel. -I know.

We do love club dancing! So much fun.

Lars, that voice. It's incredible.

we will be there as well. There's no question.

♪ Thought I made it clear Do I have to say it? ♪

[light applause]

I really messed up.

And none of you will laugh at me then.

[cymbal flourish]

Why are you laughing? I'm trying to have a fist fight with you!

And he's selling the house and kicking me out.

Lars, I have never asked you for anything, ever.

[fabric continues tearing]

But, you know...

All right? You come over here and you shit on everything.

And I think he knows what's good.

-What? -When does your son go up?

-[Lars] Okay. -Okay.

Hey, Europe is not your party town.

These The Wonderfour from Finland.

You need to grow up.

Yes, of course. No, no, no. I think of romance and sex play.

They're called Fire Saga.

-Do you-- -We could--

Wow, this is...

what did sharon waltham used to say? i used to call myself a geehstine and i still do. you geehstine!

We are waiting on Sigrit!