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-[grunts] -[man] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You are going to be center front, about ten behind the e-fan.
[Mita] Okay, but look. Life is long.
Yeah, I heard.
Jeff got some balls.
Well, it's bad.
♪ That tonight's gonna be A good, good night ♪
[Sigrit] Thank you.
-And you're blowing it big time. -No.
♪ The whitest dove ♪
Oh!
-Yes! How does that feel? -Hey! Hey!
That's quite good, actually.
The only thing is we have to finish the remix.
Good luck.
I don't know about that.
♪ All by myself ♪
-Yes! -[cheering and clapping]
Bring in the boats!
Well, I have never sung better.
But perhaps, Keflavik,
[Lisa] Twelve best in Iceland, and one of these lucky...
-[Erick] Go get her, Lars! -[man] Go get her!
[sighs]
♪ The whitest dove ♪
[rimshot]
[Sasha] It is the biggest night of the year.
-[door closes] -[sighs]
Pick one.
All right?
Goodbye.
♪ Where the northern lights Burst out their colors ♪
Because all of Iceland is watching.
Without a child?
Would you sing it with me?
No. Romance, it ruins the bands.
Genius!!! Genius!!!
Besides, he's a slick customer.
♪ I heard floating chords ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
-Arnar, let him go. -He broke the law.
[all exclaiming]
I left him a couple of messages, but he never responded.
Have you just been watching me?
♪ Lion of love ♪
♪ We're running with the wolves ♪
Iceland could win the Eurovision Song Contest
Idiot.
[sighs]
I'm in Fire Saga.
♪ I don’t really give a "What?" ♪
Uh, Fire Saga.
[song ends]
but quite beautiful.
[cheering]
[Lars] ♪ Waterloo ♪
♪ I’m a lion lover ♪
Your mark is just here, so please... Thank you.
[audience cheering]
♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪
-Yeah. -That looks good.
I wish I could sing in Icelandic, I know it would calm me.
Really?
I see you there. Okay.
Okay.
[sighs]
♪ I'm coolin' with da homies ♪
♪ All I need is you and me And my home... ♪
[woman] {\an8}And she's from Keflavik.
-[all chattering] -[Olaf] Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
Why don't you leave them be? We'll find you someone else to play with.
Starting with that lady, emptying the garbage can.
Keep singing!
we, as a town, have to be alive.
That-- That's something, it excited me, you know? [chuckles]
Now you get it. Yeah.
[sighs]
There is no us, Lars.
Are you in shock?
You're being, like, really uncool.
-Greece! -Greece!
Why did you say you would have sex with all those people? That was ridiculous.
♪ Just to realize That I was meant to stay ♪
he said, "You have wasted your whole life
Shh. We talk about this later time.
[somber instrumental music playing]
I wish lars Was here
But, uh...
♪ Why does it feel ♪
Thank you!
speorg note
-[knocking at door] -[gasps softly]
Sweden.
[cheering]
and it's going to be an epic shitshow.
[gasps]
Crap! Hold on!
♪ Woke up at night ♪
This makes no sense.
[indistinct chatter]
♪ Such a man ♪
Was it good?
Can I just say one thing? Sigrit is very good.
[musical flourish plays]
♪ Waterloo Promise to love you for ever more ♪
poor gabi anderson what did you think of toxic cheryl de coursey? oh she was the worst witch ever! she should be chopped up and her meat thrown onto the freeway for the wolves to gouge into!
who's filling in for alison moonterlinden? ayesha henning.
You, uh, remember, uh, Mita?
but you must know that the emergency signal is for life or death situations.
[scattered cheering]
-[man] What? -[laughing]
if the best of the best is going to be there, then without a doubt,
♪ And I feel like I just got home And I feel ♪
Look at you.
I just want my ding dong to look bigger than what is really there.
Should I draw attention to my groin area as well?
Uh, I thought it might be cool, too, if we had a baby.
-We're in! -We're in! We're in!
zero points.
I’m
♪ I saw you and then ♪
I am going to have sex with everyone!
♪ Do you believe in life after love ♪
[grunts]
Lars.
They may be small, but you've got them.
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
Yes, of course.
[gasps] More tall glasses.
♪ Above the clouds ♪
I have the letter in my pocket.
♪ On the savanna I will make you rise up ♪
{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest.
Do you want me to dance or...
and my extremely handsome father,
Iceland is doing quite well.
But not everyone will be in a good mood tonight at the party.
Would you pass this down to Jorn?
Don't be nervous.
Somebody?
- Sounds like yard work. Hold on a ground, Fred.
You need to take me to Eurovision Song Contest.
...more beautiful because you are here in it.
The numbers are in... Iceland is in?
[playing tune]
on this one stupid idea of the Eurovision Song Contest.
-You shit-for-brains Americans. -Let's get out of here.
Yeah! So why don't you go back home, all right?
[man] Is Iceland ready?
Okay, Nina is out.
[Corin] Croatia!
The Russian. Alexander Lemtov.
Wait, I'm nuts?
I don't know how I'm going to fix things with Sigrit, but I have to try.
♪ All day, all day ♪
-Mmm. -[Arnar] Poor Erick.
Don't you have some traffic to sit in
it used to be taj billie and zaine dagleish being excited to pee on thier own balloons when they got home and smoking vape reat dauld be ashley gallagher taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Oh, you look like a flashy disco ball.
as most of you know, Eurovision is much more than a competition.
-Bye. -Bye.