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You're under arrest for first-degree murder in the death of Chelsea Lange.
You know what I've never understood? Why did they change the siren noise?
...do either one of you have a mint, or a piece of gum, or something?
Ann Landers sucks!
Get in.
I'm starving.
"James, what the hell are you talking about?"
- Tarragon? - Yeah.
It seems to me that chalk outline guy...
- Do you have any regrets? - How are you?
"James, what the hell are you talking about?"
Okay, yeah, all right. You guys gotta put a negative spin on everything.
Why don't you just call 911?
All right. So that's one tuck and one no-tuck.
The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it.
- He didn't actually do it. - Yeah, well, we don't think.
...you will never see the light of day again.
I'll tell you, if I owned a company, my employees would love me.
Solles sucks!
...from the police car in which he was being held.
- Society's filled with them. - No.
I told you, you should have had breakfast.
That it's a lonely place even when you're stuck in traffic on the freeway?
- What? But, lieutenant- - You heard me. Let him go.
When you get released from jail because the murderer struck again
- Tell me. - Your breath is fine.