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I was wrong about Duncan - he didn't kill Tippi!
That's why I made him into something he wasn't.
"Thank you for being a friend"
- You'd have liked him a lot. - Do you think he would have liked me?
And then before long, you've got an entire snowman built out of lies!
I'm so glad you're awake! I'm taking my bed back!
- Mom, your friends are lovely. - Oh, they're two very special people.
Are you two coming? The spaghetti is getting cold!
It was really very difficult, but fortunately, I only had to tell him on his birthday.
(both) Ah, just coffee.
an incredibly revealing lace nightie,
Oh.
She ought to be, because wills make people do crazy things!
- But there's nothing here. - Of course there is.
Now you sleep well, and I'll see you in the morning.
Somebody else will have to give up their room for Rose's family.
I'm nervous 'cause I made Kirstin executor of my will
which sends you straight to hell!
No, he just thought of it. He made the maid do it.
He was a success. As a human being.
I have no secrets from you. My whole life is an open book.
"I hereby bequeath my diamond brooch, my collection of Wedgwood china,
Good night.
want to live with someone else?
Accompanied by Beth Palmer and the Brass Salad Quintet
- I was really surprised. - What do you mean?
I used to tell him how great he was in bed.
It's worse than I thought! Why, this is more baffling than the Paxton Osgood case!
- and Parrot Village. - What?
You caught me one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked
- you'd never forgive yourself! - I'll risk it!
That's circumstantial evidence! I mean, it's not enough to convict him!
Well, I lied to Stan.