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Great guy.
How long will you be staying?
Who has two thumbs and is the coolest birthday boy around? Jake Sheets
Because when those buzz-cuts have given up
Photo-op. Slammer.
Now, who haven't I slept with yet?
What if she has her buddy Dr Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am?
He told all his friends what my orgasm face looked like.
well, they're just gonna say: "Aw, shucks. That's what it is."
Really?
You're not even on the surgical team.
I was going to visit the Alamo with the guys from my public... speaking class.
That'll be $ 7,000. Please pay at the second window.
He's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery, panic,
...never...