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all those days of vacation you saved up expire right...
Could you stop using that expression? I can't get it out of my head.
There'll be banana-hammocks everywhere.
Well, why not make it the same as my sex policy with my wife:
Once in a while you have to throw all the rules out the window
I gotta get out of there. Could I crash at your house?
Get your arm off me before I throw that phone in the street.
You're all set.
Elliot. You ain't as ghetto as you think you are!
Ted, I meant to tell you eight months ago,
I'm A Very Important Part Of The Team... I'm A Very Important Part Of The Team
Don't people sometimes pay for sex?
Two months? That's a real punch in the crotch.
...cool hip-hop lingo...
with my policy on patients having sex?
Really?
You picked her, so I'm quite sure she is so very nice.
If you get to know me better, you just might dain me too.
Cool. Bring toilet paper
Though I won't perform the transplant, I am a key member of the team.
Prostitution.