Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy Birthday Tony!!! Thank you Asshole
What are the odds on this Phillies / Dodgers cockamamie?
Will you guys do something?
Howdy, sir. What seems to be the problem?
- (Rumbling) - (Rapid bleeping)
Some of the officers up the road might not be as understanding.
(Chan shouts)
- No. I'm not gonna hit you. Listen to me. - (Laughs uncontrollably)
How long till we stop?
I request that you speak more clearly in the Queen's English.
(Speaks foreign language)
Nobody bothered me at school after that.
(? Fanfare)
- They were... - Mothers.
We lost a lot of time because of your two phony priests.
Hit it!
We'll see.
I'm really sorry I'm late, but one of my hamsters had an anxiety attack.
Ah.
Where the hookers?
(Chuckles) He wants me to bring...
A lot of 'em. (Chuckles)
I always wanted to be Captain America!
She should have her picture on the cover of the AMA journal.
(Seymour) If I'm not filming next year, we'll do this again.
(? Sings: I've Gotta Be Me)
OK, so it's Interstate 80 through Pennsylvania.
You guys are running 120, your little lights are flashing all over. That's what's up.
(Victor) It's only ten blocks to the finish! I feel very confident that we will be triumphant!
- Victim? - A flasher victim.
They drove right through those trees.
- About ten miles. - Oh, yeah?
What is that, a bowling team?
What's the odds on the Japanese team not finishing?
(Chuckles)
Catch it!
- We can do that. Yeah. - We can do that.
- Hit that button, will you? - Like in your movies!
when the state of Missouri gets through with you.
- Nobody's perfect. - That's true.
Hamsters are a big responsibility.
those guys did break the 55-mile-an-hour speed limit.
Yeah, that one's OK. Let it go.
Waaargh!
(? Slide whistle)
Mr. Martin laughed first.
(Biker) Ah-so!
Lokt, lokt!! JOIMPE LOKT!!
(Sighs)
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'cause we always stop the ambulance so we can bless whosever's in there.
what a shot we could have of getting laid right here.
It's time for you to punch out.
Mad Dog, you are gonna take the shortcut to the interstate, aren't you?
All right. There you go.
(Hui) Never be able to see us, the son of a guns.
Don't tell me your name. Let me guess.
Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard?
- JJ! JJ, wait! I got the doc! - Terrific.
(Tires screech)
Give it to myself all the time.
That's funny. Excuse me.
Come on. I'll put it in neutral.
(Makes pulsing sound, chuckles)
That would be very exciting.
(Gasps) Take it easy! You're acting crazy since this Cannonball thing.
Oy vey!
(Victor) Hey, don't bother to park! I'll be right out. (Hums tune)
Pull over! We want to bless you!
I warned you not to interfere in my affairs
It's very, very hard.
When's the last time you saw two priests driving a Ferrari?
When you leave, you're gonna punch out here at this time clock.
I shall return for you after the race.
You understand that? You had to go and pull that stupid stunt.
- Where the hell you been? - Oh...
Like JJ...
Ah, what the hell? I can't penalize nice girls like you for a little indiscretion
Puff away.
Well I've got yours
- Victor, you just think about the doctor. - OK.