Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're Cannonballers?
I hope so!!!
'cause you never know when something's gonna happen to you.
(Mimics Richard Nixon) Well, let me make one thing perfectly clear.
I'm going to spend a week in Spain at the castle.
(Scolds angrily)
- Hello, Mad Dog. - Hey, JJ.
Hold on. Hold on. Let it go. Come on.
we're taking a nice, leisurely trip to California.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE TUCKED DOWN IN THERE SOMEWHERE, DO YOU?
- Is that weird? - Wow!
(? Ray Stevens: Cannonball)
Oh! He's not in here.
and I was wondering if one of you, or both of you,
Now, don't you worry, son.
(Corks pop)
You're drawing flies. Get the hell out of here.
- Waah! - OK, it's a foot race!
After checking my schedule, I find I'll be able to make the journey.
IF YOU GONNA BE A BEAR BE A GRIZZLEY!
- You're driving. - You are.
He's my shrink. He was committed yesterday.
No.
It's... Just write WZA 9...
We need a piggyback ride.
Listen, I've got two minutes to catch my flight. Yeah. Bye.
(Shakey) Who says cops won't stop honeymooners?
(Babbles)
- Where's that? - Bars, golf courses.
Happy Birthday Tony!!! Thank you Asshole
- Bye-bye. - Don't run off. Tonight's the night.
That you can lie under them on a moonlit night,
(Gasps)
Well, hello, hot pants.
There's gonna be a red Ferrari come flying through here
you seen one, you've seen 'em all.
What the hell has going too fast got to do with being in the Cannonball?
As you probably know, we're...
Yeah, let's go get a... Let's... Beer.
JJ, I saved that woman's dog.
and then I drifted in playing a rather popular...
- No more! - (Murmurs from crowd)
- OK. - I'll do all the talking.
Everything?
What is the meaning of this?
(JJ) Thanks a lot. Keep on truckin'!
My God, the perfect specimen.
Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard?!
(? Ominous church organ)
(Shakey) A thousand miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record.
See this ambulance back here?
(JJ) Ah, the bride and groom Cannonballer.
I never go anywhere without it.
(Laughs)
"The chocolate monk"?
That's a no-no. They haven't allowed that for nearly 2,000 years.
with the whole road packed with speed-crazy lunatics.
(Victor laughs wheezily)
Me and my partner, we just ride around in an ambulance,
(Car horns toot)
- Drive it like Captain Chaos would. - I'll try.
Not that one, darling, please.
She goes both ways.
Come on, guys, keep moving, will you, please?
- All right, pal of mine. - OK, OK. You're all right.
WZA 950. See?
(Woman on video) Oh, no! Please...
(Jackhammer rattles)
You're gonna take these... (Bleep) And shove 'em up...
Hello.
Ah! Too much couscous.
Goddamn camel jockey!
Do some of you people want to come over and push this thing out of the way?
That's very interesting.
20 minutes. We could have been there by now.
(Both chuckle)
We have to get the senator's wife to California in 72 hours.
You might say a legend in my own time.
You guys are strange.
(Tires screech)
Everybody is gonna get a card like this.
(Giggling)
(Screaming)
Flooding couldn't even reach the condo, it's so high
Look at the parking lot. The Cannonballers have it all jammed up.
Are you kidding?
One of the priests is black.
He's out there somewhere, helping people.
Take a... Take...
Maybe you would like to complete your ensemble.
Sir James!
We're off. (Laughs)
My God, Pamela. Did you see that?
How about a beer?
Hi.
My jet will take you to California.
- Get out of here. - Right.
Here. You girls have a nice trip.
Looks like she survived the procedure.
- JJ. - Mm.