Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're not in the Indianapolis 500.

I'm on Wall Street. Maybe we can have lunch sometime.

But I... No, I've got them.

(? Rossini: William Tell Overture)

(Car horn toots)

The only thing you gotta do in the Cannonball is drive steady,

It's a Nevada license plate.

I will have two milks!

looking for accidents, trying to help people.

(Tires screech)

Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology

(Victor) Sorry.

You don't know what this means to me. Oh, my baby, I love you.

(Car horn toots)

Pull over! We want to give you our blessings.

Happy Christmas

- We need him. - I don't know where he is.

I don't care... because...

They blasted away right in front of my eyes.

If you are referring to me,

It's all right, miss. It doesn't hurt.

- Here we go. - Here we go.

Not here, you won't. The word is out about your roadblock.

(Sings Budweiser jingle)

Hey, watch out! Watch out!

Killing me a slow death with this idiot spy business.

3,000 miles, roughly, away from here

Oh, sure. They have a black cardinal.

Hey, when we get to California, I got a place out at Palos Verdes...

Hey, there's the motel.

Well, they happen to be a great passion of mine.

Ah! Too much couscous

I'm a wealthy philanthropist.

stay out of trouble and have a good cover.

- Captain Chaos? - Yeah. Out of the blue.

(Both speak foreign language)

JJ McClure, Victor Prinzim.

Wouldn't it be great if we could share the glory of winning the Cannonball with them?

Hey, Brad, old buddy! Ha-ha! How the hell are you?

- What d'you take off the mask for? - I didn't. He took off the mask.

to, uh, help reduce irritation of the, uh...

Oh! They do want us to pull over. They want to bless us. Can we?

George, you remember the good old days before they got radar?

A nightmare. A living nightmare. You are killing me, Seymour.

- (Bones crack) - Argh! Ooh!

(Hui remonstrates)

You might want to tell that to the judge, sir.

Shut up, sweetie, and punch the clock.

Are you all right?

Man, I can't handle this traffic.

(Car horns blare)

(Engine approaches)

Ah. Bless your heart.

(Sheik) This is for you and the judge!

I don't know how to ask you this.

I always like a couple of drinks right after surgery.

I was thinking more along the lines of $200.

May the good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon.

I don't care...

There we go. Hit it!

Ice-cream truck. An ice-cream truck. You know, they got to get there before it melts.

- (Both) Foyt. ...Foyt!

If the transmission does hold together,

It's the blimp next to him. The blimp.

I don't care, because...

I was just surprised that all the animals there were...

Take it and win, Captain!

How long we been here?

Hold it, hold it. You wanna try this side?

making that engine just purr right along the road.

We don't ride in Wall Street.

(Chuckles) Even with the extra tonnage, I'm still the best there is.

(Tires screech)

Believe it or not,

You must be a sensitive person.

We have to get this woman,

- Need some help, Father? - Nah.

I think I'd like mine to be pink.