Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If CBS woulda had their cameras there

I don't even own a house. I live in an apartment.

Oh, by the way, Greek.

(Tires screech)

I listen to him every night.

Well, when I was real young,

- It was hard to understand you. - When I called, I was doing 140 miles an hour.

(Tires screech)

You see, airplanes are only pressurized at 10,000 feet.

- Thanks to your wonderful cousin Tessie. - It's not my fault she didn't fit in the stretcher.

- Oh! - He's always helping people.

(Speaks Arabic)

We'll run in there.

We're here to win, ain't we?

The automobile.

Funny. They don't have any sense of humor about that sort of thing.

Friends of Nature love trees, so I come to the meetings.

Thanks to you, though, we don't have a female patient.

Very interesting fellow. I'd like to probe his case.

(Speaks foreign language)

Let me tell you something, Greek. We got a secret weapon.

get me Dr. Livingstone, get me Dr. Frankenstein.

- You wanna talk or you wanna bet? - You've got 50-1.

(Coughs) Or this.

You forgot Mr...

- That's it? - That's it.

I warned you not to interfere in my affairs.

Come on, guys, keep moving, will you, please?

(Both chat excitedly)

How about the fact that your paint job is coming off?

because I am a wild bull when I lose my temper.

that perhaps 10,000 of the nation's most elite highway patrolmen

They're two priests driving a Ferrari.

International film star, ruthless assassin,

A toast to us, you and me. We're gonna win the whole thing.

If you gonna be a bear then be a grizzly- Cannonball 1981

Excuse me, good sisters, if you will.

har I husket? .... TIDSREGISTRERING

(Woman) And now a little oil, right, darling?

(Whistling, cheering)

It's not a very sporting way to win. What do you say, Father?

I guess you just never know.

- Drive carefully and take it easy. - Thank you.

He laughed and you hit me!

Oh, my God. You again?

Isn't it strange having that guy running around inside your head?

Oh, really? What's that?

(Engines roaring)

(Fenderbaum whoops)

with the breeze blowing,

are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's think positively.

I don’t know if you know my partner. Boy’s you may remember Jimmy the Greek..

You can smoke through traffic like shot through a gun in this thing.

- Never stop a bloodmobile, would they? - Nah.

- No, this will help you. - No, don't hit me.

(Tires screech)

You know, maybe it would've been better,

There. You see?

and other related tendencies.

Where's he gonna sit?

Not the Camel, schmuck. Winston.

how are you figuring the odds on this Cannonball cockamamie?

- Come here. - Oh, jeez.

- niner, fiver, zero. - Oh.

- Got it? - I got it. Hurry up, will ya?

Man does not live on... on bread alone.

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE TUCKED DOWN IN THERE SOMEWHERE, DO YOU?

They need our help. We could pick him up on the way back.

- You'll be sorry! Let me down! - (Screaming)

- Madam. Madam! - Madam?

- Although I'm not so sure about Ohio. - (Laughter)

Shakey, it's kind of tough to get close to you.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

(Tires screech)

No, thank you. Not right now.

My dear sister. I pledge it!

(Man) What are you, some kind of nut? You got one unleaded and one premium.

For... (Coughs) Fortunately, my practice allows me a certain flexibility.

Do me a favor. A race is a race, right?

That is, if we are going to converse on this wireless.

Before I open this, don't get your hopes up too high.

And we're picking up the bills. This could be fun.

That's all right. I'll answer to anything.

All right. One more time. Let me hear it.

There's a lot of talk on the CB about the roadblock ahead.

What were you saying about trees?

Yeah? Well, I'll tell you what.

(Prays quietly)

I think they're armed.

- We have to camouflage the car somehow. - (Victor) Like what, JJ?

(JJ) Victor, what have you got?

- I'm trying. - Faster!

Now, why don't you, huh?