Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (Victor) Gah! - (Thud, spring boings)
It's a living.
We can't have a car with numbers on it.
Nah.
Ah-ha-ha!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Aaargh!
For this I'm spending 8,000 on orthodontia work?
- Why? - He was smoking bananas.
Why didn't we fly her?
I would take those rosary beads and stuff 'em up your nose.
- the leaves gently blowing... - (Clattering)
(Screaming)
He died two days before he was gonna retire.
- Perfect. Perfect. - (Laughs)
Next time Methodists! Methodists!!
- Victor. - Yeah.
(Laughs uncontrollably)
Goddamn, that's sick.
(Speaking foreign language)
I don't think we were put on this earth to hurt people,
You look very familiar. Do I know you?
Of course, man. This took 30 years.
Out of the car, both of you.
(Squeals)
You want us to pull over and be blessed by a black priest in a red Ferrari?
Buckle up. We're going into action.
No. There's something else of yours that I want.
- JJ? - Yeah?
Where is the doctor?
It ain't running worth a shit. And it's wet.
Thank you.
With North Carolina plates, you're driving to Missouri for cigarettes?
- Left. - Oh, hell.
Melissa.
- No. - I'm gonna find out.
(Laughs)
Let's go! Hit it!
In the morning, she will be set free, unaware of anything,
Damn "no brake" gag works every time.
- OK. - OK. I'm ready now. Here we go.
Hey, Big Boy
I know. A bloodmobile.
Listen to what I'm telling you.
He's been locked up for six years in that monastery. He don't know what he's doing.
We're getting done like a couple of kippers here.
I'm gonna like this job. Right here, honey.
These guys are Cannonballers.
(Chan) Texas! Stupid!
I'd like to thank Mona Corson of Westport
Well, shall we join the fracas?
.
It's quite possible. Is this going to take long?
Son, back that thing down. You got smokeys all over my back door.
you think we're gonna be able to bluff our way through the roadblock?
We are going right down there
Ever.
Paul will have….. TWO MILK!!
- Thanks a lot. - Get this rig outta here.
Seymour, put that away. It's liable to go off.
As far as the money's concerned, you got a deal.
- Last time I saw you, you were more svelte. - What can I tell you?
- Well, with the lighter, of course. - (Gasps)
I can't see shit, can you?
- This may get a little weird. - Wait a minute.
- That's beautiful. - Thank you.
- (Whizzing) - What the hell was that?
Albert Schweitzer.
Six seventy-five.
Why all this speed and trouble and risk and...
She's running good now, buddy.
So there you have it, a rather simple story, actually.
What the hell is going on here? Everybody's driving like maniacs.
And I suppose you still intend to go through that race with the infidel Americans.
I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically.
Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard? !
Do you know what that is?
The more I look around and see these turkeys, I have...
(Phone rings)
You'll need him.
(Laughs)
Buy a houseboat. Move down to Florida.
Good day.
Dun Dunn Dunnnn! Have no fear! Him Is here!
The meaning, Mother dear, is a quick death.
Congratulations. Here's to you. Good luck.
I've seen every single one of your movies at least three or four times.
Bring friends.
Listen, that's not good for the Cannonball.
Do you take your law and order in this town seriously?
I gathered my thoughts.
Thank you.
Well, of course. If you would sign in here, please.
Farthing, schmarthing.
The road will be open in five minutes, Father.
- and to sound the alarm... - (Snoring)
- He. - He is a she?
Because if I had enough time...
We'd really like to, but we're on a tight schedule.
Two seats.
Don't! I'm not gonna help you. You didn't even help Mr...
(Quietly) Wow.
(Engine roars)
No, no, not really. I'm into trees.
- Thank you, Father. - You're quite welcome.
You know, the cops would never give that a second glance.
Tell them to go back and pick up Mr...