Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think it's coming from a-- ...head!
You can use magic and stuff!
Lame? What do you think of manbats' teamwork?
Lightning bolts have no effect on giant monsters!
Yes, well, perhaps if you learned to read, it would be easy for you to see.
W-what? No! That's not--
Behold, The Realm of Darthon!
It's probably the worst game we've ever played.
Players lose their weapons when running!
What are these things?
Pirate samurai have plus two times two shen...
So, what is it?
It's a role-playing game.