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So you know all about the uncharted black holes,
Oh, I'm sorry, is the booth not exciting enough for you?
You already effed it up.
[coughs]
when you kicked over their table.
Rogue planets?
- Sorry. - I know it's not super exciting,
[panting] Sorry.
I don't take orders from a reflection. [chuckles]
I can't remember when the security shift change is.
Ugh, those are the ugliest nacelles I've ever seen.
What the hell is going on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
rogue planets and dangerous nebulas?
Because you're in security?
Ooh, actually, I was in Starfleet.
And I get that you love Starfleet,
Yes, but, uh, that behavior is not...
- You were right. - About what?
I thought maybe the years you had on me might even us up,
[Mariner sputters]
You knowingly disobeyed a direct order
Yes. [grunts]
with a PADD full of contact info,
this little guy from that crooked museum.
[laughing] God, I'm so sorry, I-I can't.
and you don't even know what division I'm in?
Hang on. If you're young me,
Dang, I'm sorry you're in the brig, Boims.
Word's getting around you little ensigns can't leave the booth.
Hope you like being covered in black rubber tubing.
- [buzzing] - Huh?
with the wrong crew, buddy.
OFFICER: I don't care.
You're a younger version of me.
[grunts]
- Now we're talking. - You messed
FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58354.2.