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Come on, Dad, speed it up.
Do they have to be leaves? What about pieces of salami?
You must be a big fan of hoses, huh?
We're gonna have to roll this son of a bitch.
about his imaginary friend Ken "surviving that fall."
She also keeps her toilet paper in there and paper plates.
Oh! Oh, what about Gayle's?
Aw, egg carton turtle!
There's a reason these turkeys cost five times more
But it will. Everyone gets eight leaves.
Okay, so get rid of this whole situation,
In a stinky alley beside a dumpster?
- You don't want that. - Mm-hmm.
before the fire department comes back.
They're like the Ferraris of turkeys.
And I'm Will Smith,
Whatever it is, it's on fire.
Put a shirt on Iggy Pop!
Y-You've got precious cargo in your lap.
Hold on! We can still save it!
It just doesn't have any leaves on it yet.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
- to burn. - I keep suggesting those boxes.
Thanks again for putting those out.
The gas being out is maybe the best thing
Okay, lets go back inside. Go, go! Go, go, go, go!
Usually your fires are on the inside.
- Bob, what are you doing? - Lin, these embers are holding up.
- Mm-hmm. Mm! - You choking or happy?
- Your turkey won't like it. - Mm-hmm.
You can put a whole hot dog in there.
and be hero... !
They're fresh-killed. They've never been frozen.
T-Teddy has an oven!
Here, my little chickadees. Sorry this had to be
Save it for the tree! Save it for the tree!
- Oh, so hungry. - Dad,
Dad, it's Thanksgiving, not Put Out Your Combustible Trash Day.