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Fine. One date. That's all you get.
- Jake. - Right.
Where's Holt? He told me to come in here.
Yeah, you totally are. We're just so excited
with the hashtags "my heart," "Kate forever"
- Ball's in your court, pal! - Hey!
and I'm like, then why did Kurt dump me?
Rosa, I want to introduce you to my friend Trishelle.
55 minutes in the shower and that silver paint
to be near you!
He might as well have picked me up in a station wagon.
- Whoo! - All: ♪ I want it that way ♪
- [alarm beeping] - Okay.
So, what I actually meant was,
It's beautiful, really.
What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty,
and begged me to bring her back to Dallas.
love of my life Kurt just broke up with me.
I made a mobile version.
and get out of my apartment.
Watch. Give me a yoga to do.
Hey, there's glass in my food!
that I had a brother who wanted to meet me,
I really wanted this trip to go well
- Mm. - Like rice noodles,
Weird. Lame. Gross.
Just like Mongkut thinking a ten-year-old American girl
You're a great matchmaker.
But now I know why.
- Oh, are you sure? - Mm-hmm.
Remember that dork, Justin?
Which is why when I got a call out of the blue
This trip was about us getting to know each other,
bitch, you're trying to tell me your kid doesn't like the smell
I got a head full of dreams, and a pocket full of glass.
No need. I can handle this.
You know what, I'm just... I think I'm just gonna leave.
Just looking on a dating app.
- Both: No. - Okay.
I will burn your life to the ground.
Oh, we took a lot of pictures. Get in here!
of cotton candy?
♪ ♪
It's almost like you spent the night somewhere.
No, no, no, no, no.
The only reason Kate wants to move here is because Kurt dumped her,
To teach you a lesson about the destructive power of wordplay