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[chuckles] I don't know what that is.
- Kurt? The Kurt? - What?! Oh, my God,
Kurt!
it's been a tough year.
Blah
I'm just a little sore from my real workouts.
Until, that is, I'm on "The Voice,"
"that one who fell through the sidewalk hole."
Now, if you'll excuse me,
of the first Thanksgiving.
Sorry, Scully.
It's time for an upgrade anyway.
I had like ten more drinks than you guys.
[muffled screaming]
You just have to relax and be yourself.
I didn't ask you to be a part of my life, Jake.
Get tanked at the Times Square Olive Garden.
With. Linetti's. Lesbian. Friend.
I just didn't think you should be moving to New York.
What kind of restaurant is this?!
Oh, no, I messed this up. I am so sorry, Jake.
- [exhales] - What's wrong?
she is 100% my dad.
It was? Oh, my God, he flew all the way
Steve was the best
and she was the real set-up all along.
What if I'm the Mongkut?
So I would leave Dallas and move to New York
why not come to me? I'm ripped as hell.
- Die what? - [murmuring]
Oh, hey, Amy has seven brothers.
I'll be fine.
Captain, if you wanted to be healthier,
But enough about our dad.
Well, sounds like the universe just really wants you to be in Dallas.
- We? - Oh, hey. I'm William.